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Top Ten Useful Things That May Not Have Been Invented Yet...
Top ten useful things that may not have been invented yet…
This weeks top ten:
10 Oops-Back™:
Automatic Un-send button for emails you should not have sent in the last 24 hours...
with bonus feature that allows you to retract "reply all" when you meant "reply"
9 Bangs-Back™:
Bangs reattacher for four-year olds with scissors...
8 Boss-Back™:
The boss is five seconds away from looking over your shoulder, blue tooth operated automatic pop up, with complex spreadsheet…
7 Gotcha-Back™ or IPS (Intuitive Positioning System):
GPS that knows where you meant to go…
6 Back-Door-No-More™
Non-invasive prostate tests…
5 Get-You-Back-MagiGallon™
Hidden gas tank for when it says empty, it should be empty, but there's twenty miles in the secret reserve…
4 Back-Up-Ladder-Buddy™
A system to retrieve whatever you forgot to take up the ladder with you…
3 Dish-Back™
Food un-burner…
2 Honey-Hurry-Back™
Anniversary pause button; safely freezes time until you return with suitable gift and card for wife…
1 WordsBack™
Statement retractor allows you to rewind and remove the comment you so inadvisably made a few seconds ago…
And this week's special, a full ten percent extra at no charge (just pay additional shipping and handling)
Back-Up-Back-Up™
Anything that would stop…
“The file you have been working on contains a fatal error. The program will close immediately.”
Dear Hub Reader
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Homo Domesticus; A Life Interrupted By Housework,
A collection of my best writings woven into a narrative on a very strange year in my life.
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Chris