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Top Ten Useful Things That May Not Have Been Invented Yet...

Updated on December 15, 2011
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Top ten useful things that may not have been invented yet…

This weeks top ten:

10 Oops-Back™:

Automatic Un-send button for emails you should not have sent in the last 24 hours...

with bonus feature that allows you to retract "reply all" when you meant "reply"

9 Bangs-Back™:

Bangs reattacher for four-year olds with scissors...

8 Boss-Back™:

The boss is five seconds away from looking over your shoulder, blue tooth operated automatic pop up, with complex spreadsheet… 


7 Gotcha-Back™ or IPS (Intuitive Positioning System):

GPS that knows where you meant to go…


6 Back-Door-No-More

Non-invasive prostate tests…




5 Get-You-Back-MagiGallon

Hidden gas tank for when it says empty, it should be empty, but there's twenty miles in the secret reserve…



4 Back-Up-Ladder-Buddy

A system to retrieve whatever you forgot to take up the ladder with you…



3 Dish-Back

Food un-burner…



2 Honey-Hurry-Back

Anniversary pause button; safely freezes time until you return with suitable gift and card for wife…





1 WordsBack

Statement retractor allows you to rewind and remove the comment you so inadvisably made a few seconds ago…




And this week's special, a full ten percent extra at no charge (just pay additional shipping and handling)

Back-Up-Back-Up

Anything that would stop…

“The file you have been working on contains a fatal error. The program will close immediately.”

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